:28:03
Look. See? Lindbergh.
:28:05
It's fantastic, isn't it?
:28:07
- What part are you on?
- He just had a sex change.
:28:11
Who did? Lindbergh?
:28:13
- Sex change?
- Yeah.
:28:19
That's funny.
:28:21
- I thought so.
- That's funny.
:28:23
I wouldn't be too proud
of yourself though.
:28:25
I'm the most gullible guy
in Chicago.
:28:30
Can I buy you a drink?
:28:33
I can't. I'm flying.
:28:34
- So, it'll relax you.
- I mean, I'm flying. I'm a pilot.
:28:43
Pilot? Are there
a lot of female pilots?
:28:47
There's at least one.
:28:51
When I walk away, I'm gonna think
of something great to say to that.
:28:55
Good. Mail it to me.
:29:03
Flight 115 to
Albuquerque, New Mexico.
:29:05
- Gate 17. You better hurry.
- Four tickets to Albuquerque.
:29:08
-Near the front of the plane. Please.
-All right.
:29:11
Come on!
:29:14
This is so exciting. I've never
been on a private plane before.
:29:17
This is bigger than my condo.
:29:19
- Gentlemen, what's our ETA?
- One hour and ten minutes.
:29:23
If you can do it in less than
an hour, I'll buy you both dinner.
:29:25
You're on--
:29:27
- Watch it. Move. Excuse me. Move.
- Move! Move! Move!
:29:30
- Who was next?
- I was!
:29:32
- I was!
- I was!
:29:33
- What? You were not next!
- Are you callin' me a liar?
:29:36
Yeah, as a matter of fact, I am.
We've been in line over 20 minutes.
:29:40
- Is that the correct time?
- Hey! Whoa!
:29:43
Yes, it is.
:29:47
- Who's next?
- They were, right there.
:29:49
Two tickets to Albuquerque.
:29:52
I'm sorry. We're completely booked.
There's nothing.
:29:56
There's a 4:30,
but you have to switch in Dallas.