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:50:17
- So where's the driver?
- He's in the powder room.

:50:20
Hell's bells. We're never
gonna get to Santa Fe by 3:00.

:50:23
- This is ridiculous.
- Ridiculous.

:50:25
I really wish he'd hurry.
It just seems very unprofessional.

:50:36
Mister, you gotta help me.
My wife--

:50:39
She's out back.
She's having a baby.

:50:41
- She's having a what?
- A baby!

:50:43
- She's having a baby?
- And it's halfway out!

:50:45
I can see the head!
:50:47
- I need your jacket.
- Why?

:50:51
For her amniotic sac!
:50:54
- Her amniotic fluid is gushing out.
- Gushing?

:50:57
The jacket! The jacket!
Give me the jacket!

:51:00
- And your pants.
- My pants?

:51:03
Your pants! Yeah, for her,
you know, her "placentia"...

:51:07
you know,
and her labia and cervical--

:51:10
Mucus gushing-- It's gushing.
:51:13
It's just a hole and--
:51:17
Quick! The pants.
And the hat.

:51:19
Why? Why my hat?
:51:23
For her...
:51:26
vagina.
:51:31
Let's go, ladies.
All aboard. We're on our way.

:51:33
- What happened to Marty?
- His wife's having a baby.

:51:37
-A baby?
-I'm Owen, your new driver. Let's go.

:51:42
Quiet. Quiet, everybody.
:51:44
Simmer down. Hey!
:51:46
We're gonna be under way
in just a minute. This is Owen.

:51:50
He's our new driver.
:51:53
Everyone say hello.
:51:55
Hello, Owen!
:51:59
Our next stop is
the third annual...


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