:03:17
Pop, this is it! Pull over.
:03:20
The big one, there. See?
:03:27
l"II buy that for you when l"m rich.
:03:30
-I bet you will.
-Mom and sis would like it.
:03:36
You know what you want for Christmas?
:03:40
You want the bike, right?
:03:42
It"s the bike. But you think
it"s too expensive.
:03:46
See, I know how you think.
:03:48
Speak up. If you don"t ask for
anything, it"s what you get, nothing.
:03:56
Okay.
:04:01
There"s this guy, Billy Schnar,
he"s really cute.
:04:04
Billy Schnar?
:04:05
We"re the smartest in class.
You know who he likes? Guess!
:04:09
-Who?
-Melissa Thomas, you know her?
:04:13
The one with braces and ugly red hair.
:04:16
She thought Israel was in Europe.
You know why he likes her? Guess!
:04:21
-Because she"s stupid.
-No, because she"s got boobs!
:04:25
Or it looks like she does,
but she doesn"t. She wears a bra...
:04:29
...which squishes her fat together...
:04:32
...and makes her look like
she has big boobs.
:04:35
Pop, l"m gonna die
if I don"t marry Billy Schnar.
:04:39
l"m gonna die all because
Melissa has boobs?
:04:43
That"s just way too tragic,
even for Shakespeare.
:04:46
Okay, Pop, so that"s why for
Christmas, l"d like a bra.
:04:52
To enhance what I got,
which is more than Melissa.
:04:56
-You"re too young.
-Pop, you can"t negotiate my boobs.