:02:01
That's me, Wayne.
:02:04
I'm loyal to my friends.
:02:06
-I'd beat you up if you weren't a girl.
-Me too.
:02:19
After that, I started working out.
:02:22
We stayed best friends
throughout high school.
:02:25
I was the third-string quarterback.
:02:29
J.D. became the school mascot.
:02:32
Hey, what did you say
I didn't really motherfucking hear you.
:02:36
Yeah, yeah you
Yeah you, yeah you, yeah you
:02:40
And Darren joined
the cheerleading squad.
:02:47
Oh, that's Sandy.
:02:49
Yeah, Darren's always
had a thing for her.
:02:52
When you're up against a Warbird
:02:55
You're upside down!
:02:57
Oh, that's Coach Norton.
:02:59
He was a big influence in our lives.
He taught us many things.
:03:03
Two things you got to remember, boys.
:03:05
Number one: Stay away from women.
:03:09
All they want from you
is your man juice.
:03:12
Now...
:03:14
...if you get any urges that you can't
suppress with hard liquor, use this.
:03:21
-Oh, number two....
-Sportsmanship.
:03:24
Sportsmanship.
:03:25
Sportsmanship.
:03:30
You fairy wimp fruit bag!
:03:32
You suck!
:03:37
Le Fessier! Get out there!
:03:40
I'm just gonna get my helmet.
:03:42
Hey, guys! Guys, I'm in!
:03:46
-See, he's going in!
-Oh, my God!
:03:50
Go, Wayne! Go, Wayne!
:03:52
Blue 48! Blue 48!
:03:56
Go! Set!
:03:57
Hike!