Saving Silverman
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:27:02
Darren doesn't have a tattoo.
:27:06
Nice try, idiots.
:27:08
If I ever see you near Darren again...
:27:11
...I'll kill you.
:27:24
Thanks for meeting me here.
I have something important to say.

:27:29
Oh, man. You broke up?
:27:31
No.
:27:33
Out of the blue,
Judith proposed to me. We're engaged.

:27:38
-What?
-Dude, congratulations.

:27:42
Starting next week,
I'll be Mr. Darren Fessbeggler.

:27:45
Right, because you're gonna take
her last name, huh?

:27:49
Yeah, well...
:27:50
...Judith feels, and I think she's got
a really good point here...

:27:54
...that it's sexist for the woman
to take the man's last name.

:27:58
Anyway, it's too late to change it.
:28:00
We've already ordered
the monogrammed towels.

:28:04
Darren.
:28:06
Sandy?
:28:07
Sandy Perkus.
:28:09
Oh, my God, Darren.
It's been so long.

:28:12
Yeah, it has.
:28:15
Hey, it's Wayne.
:28:16
High school, remember? You remember?
:28:25
Right! The senior talent show.
:28:29
Yeah, you were booed off the stage.
:28:33
That was me.
:28:35
Yep. Sandy, remember me?
J.D. McNugent?

:28:38
I went to the prom...
:28:39
...with a tuxedo painted
on my naked body.

:28:43
Oh, I guess I missed it.
:28:45
I spilled a drink and the paint ran
and everyone could see my dong.

:28:50
It doesn't ring a bell.
:28:54
Remember, in science, I was lighting
farts with the Bunsen burner...

:28:58
...and I singed my ball sac?

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