:21:08
I thought his ass looked tighter.
:21:10
Check this out. Last night...
:21:13
...torched his Neil Diamond albums.
:21:16
She torched Neil?
:21:23
You're right. She's a monster.
:21:25
Two, three, four.
:21:45
-Hey!
-Yes!
:21:47
-Hey, guys, sorry I'm late.
-It's all right.
:21:50
I only have a minute.
I have to wax Judith's legs.
:21:53
-We miss you.
-We never see you anymore.
:21:55
I know, I'm sorry...
:21:57
...but I've just been so happy
spending time with Judith.
:22:01
Plus, my relationship
counseling sessions--
:22:03
Counseling?
:22:04
Yeah. I go two hours,
three times a week.
:22:07
Oh. Who's your counselor?
:22:09
Judith.
:22:11
We don't think she's right for you.
:22:13
Break up with her.
:22:15
She's ruining our lives and yours.
:22:18
This graph should
illustrate our point.
:22:20
Before Judith, our fun level
was at an all-time high: 93.
:22:24
It is now an eight.
:22:26
Band numbers have
plunged dramatically.
:22:29
Girls, never very high, at nine.
But look now. Two!
:22:34
This has led to increased wanking off.
:22:36
I'm chafing.
:22:39
Shit, I gotta go home
and heat the wax.
:22:41
Guys, listen.
Thanks for your concern, really.
:22:45
I miss you too. But it was great
seeing you, all right?
:22:55
That guy's in serious trouble.
:22:59
We need to save him.