:39:09
Thanks for meeting me.
I called you out of the blue--
:39:12
That's okay. I love catching up
with old high school friends.
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-Are you single?
-Yes.
:39:18
Great. Look, I wanted to talk
to you about Darren Silverman.
:39:23
He's a really good guy.
:39:24
You know what?
He works with the elderly.
:39:27
Really?
:39:29
-That is so sweet.
-He still talks about you.
:39:32
There's something--
:39:34
He even writes poems about you.
In fact...
:39:38
...I think he loves you.
:39:40
Wayne, I'm gonna become a nun.
:39:44
In a week, I take my final vows.
:39:47
I didn't even know
that you were religious.
:39:50
I wasn't in high school.
:39:52
But after I graduated,
I joined my parents in the circus.
:39:56
And I became a trapeze artist.
:40:00
I fell in love
with mypartner, Luigi Panini.
:40:03
Ladies and gentlemen,
the fabulous Luigi!
:40:07
And everything was perfect until....
:40:10
Talent scouts were in the audience.
:40:12
Luigi wanted to impress them.
:40:14
He was a great trapeze artist,
but he was completely vain.
:40:18
And now Luigi will attempt
the most dangerous stunt...
:40:21
...in the history of trapeze...
:40:23
...the Quadruple Bierman.
:40:41
Luigi!
:40:46
-Wow.
-Yeah.
:40:48
After Luigi died,
I knew I would never love again.
:40:52
That's when I decided to devote my life
to serving God and helping others.
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So you haven't taken
your final vows yet, right?