:59:03
I'm Cowboy Wayne.
:59:05
I just bagged me
one of them killer goats...
:59:08
...that escaped from the zoo.
:59:12
-Good job.
-Yeah.
:59:14
Okay, then, I'll see you later.
:59:30
There. That should
hold you for tonight.
:59:33
Don't!
:59:40
What the hell happened?
:59:42
Judith was giving me some therapy...
:59:45
...and helped me realize
I was gay and--
:59:47
Wait. What?
:59:50
I see what happened.
:59:52
She messed with your head.
:59:54
Wayne, I'm gay.
:59:56
No, you're not.
You're just unsuccessful with women.
1:00:00
No, I'm gay. Judith got me
in touch with the inner J.D.
1:00:04
How'd she do that?
1:00:05
She listened.
1:00:07
Unlike people who knew me for years
and ignored all the telltale signs.
1:00:12
-Like what?
-Like my obsession with Bette Midler.
1:00:15
My preference for track lighting.
1:00:17
And the fact that I like sucking dick.
1:00:20
What?! You've done that?!
1:00:24
Not with another guy, but remember
when I bought that book on yoga?
1:00:28
I don't want to hear anymore.
1:00:30
Look, you want to be gay?
Fine! No problem!
1:00:33
But from now on,
I'll take care of Judith myself.
1:00:36
Okay!
1:00:42
-You want to be gay with me?
-No!
1:00:50
Come on, go, come on.
1:00:52
All you, all you! Eleven. Okay.
1:00:54
One more. One more.
Come on. One more.
1:00:58
Feel the burn. Come on, now.