1:28:07
You ruined my life!
1:28:11
But I saved Darren's!
1:28:12
Just because I lost Darren
doesn't mean I'm crazy enough...
1:28:16
...to hook up with you!
1:28:23
Why can't you just admit that
when you kissed me, you liked it?
1:28:27
You're right. I have a weakness
for incompetent morons.
1:28:39
Admit it!
1:28:42
I'm the strong-willed,
assertive man that you need...
1:28:45
...and you're the hard-core bitch
that I've always dreamed of.
1:29:09
What about you?
1:29:11
-When are you gonna get hitched?
-Actually, I'm not. I'm gay.
1:29:16
Me too.
1:29:17
Really?
1:29:19
By the power vested in me
by the state of Washington...
1:29:22
...I now pronounce you man and wife.
1:29:25
You may kiss the bride.
1:29:30
I now pronounce you man and wife.
1:29:33
You may kiss the bride.
1:29:37
I now pronounce you man and man.
1:29:41
You may kiss the man.