Scary Movie 2
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:10:00
Yeah! Ha ha! Whoo!
:10:03
What, man?
:10:05
Oh.
:10:06
Wedgie moment! Ha ha!
:10:08
Come on. You're gonna give me
a yeast infection.

:10:11
Hey, girl, that jacket
is slamming.

:10:13
Thanks.
:10:14
You better be careful,
though.

:10:15
Some girl
got an ass-whipping...

:10:16
over a jacket
stolen earlier today.

:10:18
Some people is so ghetto.
:10:20
What class we got next?
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Psychology.
:10:23
Oh! Me, too! 1 01?
:10:25
- In room 302 at 1 0?00?
- That's it!

:10:28
Oh! Uh-uh!
No. This is too much.

:10:31
I got these psychic powers
on line.

:10:32
Remind me to get
a lotto ticket tomorrow.

:10:34
Oh, don't split the pole now.
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That is very, very bad luck.
My psychic told me.

:10:39
ALEX: You don't really believe
in that stuff, do you?

:10:41
BRENDA: Yes, I do. Very much.
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[ Horn honks ]
:10:49
Are these all the subjects?
:10:51
Yes, sir.
I took the liberty of putting...

:10:53
those with near-death
experiences on the very top.

:10:55
Any of them hot?
:10:56
As I'm sure you are aware,
Professor...

:11:00
subjects who are close to death
are statistically more likely...

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to have
the suggestibility required...

:11:04
for paranormal investigation,
which is why, of course...

:11:07
I gave them
special consideration.

:11:10
Oh, good thinking, Dwight.
:11:12
Traumatized coeds
are a sure thing.

:11:17
PROFESSOR: Ooh, I like her.
:11:18
Oh, yes, sir.
That is Cindy Campbell--

:11:19
classic abandoned
personality disorder.

:11:23
She seems guarded,
but willing.

:11:25
And this?
:11:27
That is Ray Wilkins, sir.
:11:29
I couldn't quite
figure him out...

:11:30
but he seemed very eager
and pleased to meet me.

:11:32
What's this?
:11:34
It's a picture that he sent
after the interview.

:11:39
Where did you find these kids?
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Sir, they're all survivors...
:11:43
of the Stevenston County
Massacre.

:11:45
Oh, fantastic!
:11:49
These kids are exactly
the catalyst we need...

:11:53
to awaken
the spirits of Hell House.

:11:56
Sir, exactly how are we going
to get them up there?


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