:12:00
We'll tell them...
:12:01
it's part of the class.
:12:03
We'll say--excuse me--
:12:06
that they're participating
in a study...
:12:07
of sleep disorders.
:12:09
We are going
to make history, Dwight--
:12:11
the first documented...
:12:14
unrefuted evidence
of life after death.
:12:18
PROFESSOR:
Welcome, everybody.
:12:19
I'm Professor Oldman.
:12:21
Each of you have been
carefully selected...
:12:24
to be in this class...
:12:25
for which you receive
an automatic grade of "A"...
:12:29
upon completion.
:12:31
Now, this year's study
is insomnia.
:12:34
[ Snoring ]
:12:36
We are going to spend
the weekend together...
:12:38
where we've established
a controlled environment...
:12:40
in which we'll study
your various sleep disorders.
:12:45
Now, I'll be passing out
directions--
:12:46
- I can do it.
- No.
:12:49
- No, Dwight.
- I can do it.
:12:50
I can...myself...do it.
:12:53
PROFESSOR: Now,
you should all be there...
:12:55
by 6 p.m. tonight
and plan to stay through Monday.
:13:00
I'll see you all this evening.
:13:01
Hey!
:13:04
You left your book
back there.
:13:05
CINDY: Oh. Thanks.
:13:08
I'm Cindy.
:13:09
- Buddy.
- Hey.
:13:11
So, looks like we're gonna
spend the weekend together.
:13:13
Yeah.
:13:15
You want to get together
and study or something?
:13:18
Study? Ha!
:13:21
That was kind of bad.
:13:22
Ha, ha, ha!
:13:23
I'm sorry, Buddy.
:13:24
You seem like
a really nice guy...
:13:27
but I just got out of
a really bad relationship...
:13:30
so I'm not quite ready
to start dating yet.
:13:33
Oh.
:13:34
But, hey, you know,
maybe we could be friends.
:13:37
Sure. Yeah. Cool.
That--friends.
:13:40
OK. See you later, friend.
:13:42
All right, pal.
:13:45
Oh!
:13:46
Wedgie! Smell you later!
:13:50
VITAMIN C: [ Singing ]
As we go on, we remember
:13:54
[ Singing along with radio ]
:13:55
All the good times
:13:58
We had together