:40:00
Oh! Oh, shit, son!
:40:03
SHORTY: Oh, shit!
:40:04
Oh, my God!
:40:08
Aah! Oh, shit!
I smell something burning!
:40:12
Oh, stop! It's me!
:40:14
BUDDY: I got an idea!
:40:16
SHORTY: Oh, wait a second!
:40:18
Hold on, Shorty!
:40:19
Don't rescue me yet.
:40:21
I'm getting high
as a motherfucker!
:40:22
Toke, toke, toke, toke!
:40:24
Take it to the head!
Take it to the head!
:40:26
[ Coughs ]
:40:27
Oh, you take it
like a bitch.
:40:29
Put the Shorty down...
:40:30
and I'll give you
Funyons and Cheetos.
:40:35
SHORTY: Oh, shit!
:40:37
Oh, shit!
:40:38
This shit burns
more than a perm!
:40:41
Aah!
:40:45
Ha, ha, ha!
:40:48
[ Thunder ]
:40:48
SHORTY: There's a whole lot
of freaky shit...
:40:49
going on in this house.
:40:51
There's more to this story
than the Professor told us.
:40:54
Last night,
I found a secret room...
:40:57
and I found all these
newspaper clippings...
:40:59
about Hugh Kane.
:41:00
He was a really evil man.
:41:03
And I found a picture
of his wife.
:41:06
Oh, my God!
She looks just like you.
:41:09
You think?
:41:10
She doesn't have
as many split ends...
:41:12
and her skin's
not as oily as yours.
:41:15
RAY: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
:41:16
Sometimes you do this little
squinty thing with your eyes.
:41:18
It looks like you got
Down Syndrome or something.
:41:20
Oh, yeah,
y'all look just alike...
:41:22
except she got
some perfect boobs...
:41:24
and yours look like
them old orangutan titties.
:41:26
SHORTY: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Shit, son!
:41:28
I'll put you in the full nelson
and lick them.
:41:31
SHORTY: Ha, ha, ha, ha!
:41:32
OK! Enough!
:41:37
Anyway, I think
she killed him...
:41:39
and now he wants me.
:41:40
Yeah. Right, bitch.
:41:58
PROFESSOR: Morning, Dwight.
Let me help you.