:09:00
"Failure to communicate."
Sadistic cop in sunglasses
with no name.
:09:04
Reminds me of you
in that way.
:09:06
Um, favorite
New York moment.
:09:12
This one's
climbing the charts.
:09:14
I'm flattered.
:09:17
Is there anything else
you need to know about me?
:09:20
Huh.
:09:24
Favorite sexual position?
:09:26
Oh!
:09:28
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Yeah, yeah. That's my favorite too.
:09:32
- You all right?
- Yeah.
:09:34
- Did you hurt yourself?
- No. Yes.
:09:36
- You did?
Let's take a look at that.
- Ouch.
:09:39
- Oh, Jesus.
That's a deep, deep gash.
- Gaping.
:09:43
What? We'll
fix that right up.
:09:48
There you go.
:09:52
What? Oh, you're
looking at my freckles.
:09:56
It's the curse
of the English, I'm afraid.
Fair skin and bad teeth.
:09:59
No, you have great teeth.
:10:02
Those aren't just freckles.
:10:04
If you look closely,
you can see Cassiopeia.
:10:07
- What?
- Right there.
:10:10
Hold on a minute.
:10:13
Okay. All right,
here's the story.
:10:17
A long time ago in Ethiopia,
:10:19
there was this queen
named Cassiopeia...
:10:22
who thought she was the most
beautiful woman in the entire world,
:10:26
and there wasn't anybody in
the kingdom who wasn't offended...
:10:29
by this woman's
relentless vanity.
:10:31
And then one day, she really
screwed up and offended the gods.
:10:34
I don't remember what she did and
I don't remember who she offended.
:10:36
But it was bad.
She crossed the line.
:10:38
But anyway, Poseidon, the sea god,
punished Cassiopeia...
:10:42
by placing her in the heavens
upside down on her throne,
:10:45
stuck for eternity with her skirt
around her shoulders...
:10:47
and all the blood
rushing to her head.
:10:50
And now she's just
a constellation in the sky,
:10:53
a bunch of English freckles
in the shape of a throne.
:10:58
So she made
one tragic mistake.