:10:01
- You did?
Let's take a look at that.
- Ouch.
:10:04
- Oh, Jesus.
That's a deep, deep gash.
- Gaping.
:10:08
What? We'll
fix that right up.
:10:13
There you go.
:10:18
What? Oh, you're
looking at my freckles.
:10:22
It's the curse
of the English, I'm afraid.
Fair skin and bad teeth.
:10:25
No, you have great teeth.
:10:27
Those aren't just freckles.
:10:30
If you look closely,
you can see Cassiopeia.
:10:33
- What?
- Right there.
:10:36
Hold on a minute.
:10:39
Okay. All right,
here's the story.
:10:44
A long time ago in Ethiopia,
:10:46
there was this queen
named Cassiopeia...
:10:49
who thought she was the most
beautiful woman in the entire world,
:10:53
and there wasn't anybody in
the kingdom who wasn't offended...
:10:56
by this woman's
relentless vanity.
:10:58
And then one day, she really
screwed up and offended the gods.
:11:01
I don't remember what she did and
I don't remember who she offended.
:11:03
But it was bad.
She crossed the line.
:11:05
But anyway, Poseidon, the sea god,
punished Cassiopeia...
:11:10
by placing her in the heavens
upside down on her throne,
:11:13
stuck for eternity with her skirt
around her shoulders...
:11:15
and all the blood
rushing to her head.
:11:18
And now she's just
a constellation in the sky,
:11:21
a bunch of English freckles
in the shape of a throne.
:11:26
So she made
one tragic mistake.
:11:30
And paid for eternity.
:11:33
Correct.
:11:54
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Legible, legible.
:11:56
- I can't believe I'm doing this.
- Now, please, please.
:11:58
Let fate take
its proper course.