:01:02
It was pretty cool 'cause I had
never been in a Cadillac before.
:01:05
I was a late bloomer.
It was my junior year at college.
:01:08
I lost it to the woman
I eventually married, Maria.
:01:12
I really only had sex with one woman
up until that point...
:01:18
and that's probably why
I got divorced.
:01:21
I was only 1 6...
:01:23
and he was much older.
:01:25
He worked with my mother. My parents
got divorced when I was nine.
:01:29
He used to come over to the house
for dinners and parties and things.
:01:33
Then he started coming over when
he knew my mom wouldn't be home.
:01:37
And then just one thing
kinda led to another.
:01:41
And before I even knew
what was happening...
:01:43
I was having my first affair
with a married man.
:01:46
When I first had sex?
My dad drove me down...
:01:48
from our apartment in the Bronx,
where we lived.
:01:51
He took me to the Upper East Side
to some high-class whorehouse.
:01:57
And she said her name
was Cherry Pie.
:02:00
I always liked that name--
Cherry Pie.
:02:02
Let's just say I have a very clear
image of her in my mental file.
:02:06
He was the sweetest guy.
We went to high school together.
:02:09
We wanted to wait till we
got married-- that Catholic thing.
:02:13
But I wanted to do it
before my 1 8th birthday.
:02:16
So we went to this
bed-and-breakfast in Saratoga...
:02:18
and we just made love
for three straight days.
:02:24
Then we went off to college
and promised to be faithful.
:02:27
And then what happened?
:02:29
Well, I was faithful
for the first semester...
:02:32
and he came back after Christmas
break and told me he was gay.
:02:36
So I guess he was a little sweeter
than I would've liked.
:02:38
Okay, wait a second, Sue.
I mean, this is unbel--
:02:41
You know, I mean, come on!
:02:43
Where did this come from? How long
have you been thinking about this?
:02:46
You just drop this on me
all of a sudden today?
:02:49
- I don 't even know--
- Stop. You're stuttering. Okay?
:02:52
It's over. It's simple. Pack
your shit, get out by the weekend.
:02:54
Seriously,
this is like a shock to me.
:02:58
I don 't know what else you
want me to say. It's simple.