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I'm Benjamin Basner.
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I'm 24 years old,
and I'm from Brooklyn.
:11:04
My sex life?
:11:06
- At this point, it's nonexistent.
- Hey, you suck!
:11:11
At this point,
it's just totally--
:11:16
Should we start again?
:11:17
Why do you use the excuse that
you were just in the neighborhood?
:11:19
- I was!
- You live three blocks away.
:11:21
- You're always in the neighborhood.
- But I wrote you a song.
:11:23
I thought that maybe
you want to hear it.
:11:25
No, see, 'cause I've heard
enough of your songs already.
:11:28
Don't say that.
I just miss you very much.
:11:30
- Is that so bad?
- No, it's not bad.
:11:32
But it's been over a year.
You need to get over it.
:11:35
You don't understand.
I can't get over it.
:11:37
I can't live without you,
really. I can't.
:11:40
I want you to look at me.
Take a good look, okay?
:11:43
I have gained 1 5 pounds
since the divorce.
:11:46
- Fifteen. Okay?
- Yes.
:11:48
We should consider getting
back together, for my health.
:11:51
Why the sudden change of heart
after a year, huh?
:11:54
I'm finally okay, now you want to
play with my emotions again?
:11:56
I'm not playing with anything.
:11:58
I just recently realized
we had a beautiful marriage...
:12:01
- and I was eating well.
- What?
:12:03
I didn't have the foresight
to see how great it was.
:12:07
What? We fought all the time.
We made each other miserable.
:12:10
We stopped having sex.
You started cheating on me!
:12:12
- What was so beautiful about that?
- So we had some ups and downs.
:12:15
- We also had some very good times.
- Name one.
:12:18
- You want me to name one?
- Yes.
:12:21
July 4th weekend in '97.
:12:23
That was nice,
but they were few and far between.
:12:25
What about that time during
my junior year of college...
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when we went skiing?
:12:30
You mean the time when you twisted
your ankle in the parking lot...
:12:33
before we got to the mountain,
and had to spend the week in bed?
:12:36
But we had a damn good time
in that bed.
:12:38
My jaw is still a little sore,
if you know what I mean.
:12:42
That was a really long time ago.
:12:44
Wouldn't it be nice to spend
some time together again?
:12:46
Let's get in the bed,
and we'll talk.
:12:49
We'll talk?
:12:50
I'm sure if you let me have a word
with your friend down there...
:12:53
I could convince her
that we should work things out.