1:17:02
after I got divorced
from my first wife...
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who was absolutely,
you know, gorgeous.
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He said, "Show me
a good-looking woman...
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I'll show you a guy
who's tired of fucking her."
1:17:11
Men and women are very different
when it comes to sex.
1:17:15
Men seem to think that it's an
impossibility to be with one person.
1:17:20
Probably because they're pigs.
1:17:23
This is a married girl
you're talking about.
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Why would you even fool around
with something like that?
1:17:29
- I got a good feeling about it.
- You got a good feeling about it.
1:17:32
Oh, boy. I get a good feeling
about almost every girl that I see.
1:17:36
It's different. There's something
kind of sad about her.
1:17:39
It's like this wounded bird
you want to take care of.
1:17:40
Really? Is that right?
1:17:42
Excuse me, but who the hell are you
to be taking care of anybody?
1:17:46
If I'm not mistaken, you're
still living in my apartment...
1:17:49
and you're in no position
to take care of somebody.
1:17:51
Tommy, you're not a savior.
1:17:53
And I'm sure this chick
don't need or want your saving.
1:17:56
Look, I mean, it's not like
I was hitting on her.
1:17:59
I was talking to her,
and it felt good. I just--
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I want you to trust me
on something.
1:18:04
I'm gonna speak
from experience here.
1:18:06
I am as big a dog
as there is, okay?
1:18:11
But it is not a good idea
to fool around with married women.
1:18:14
It's bad karma, kid.
1:18:16
What about that girl, Maria?
1:18:19
- Maria, the schoolteacher?
- Yeah.
1:18:21
I took her on a couple of dates.
She never called me back.
1:18:23
Totally gave me the brush.
1:18:26
Tommy, let me explain
something to you, okay?
1:18:28
I'm gonna speak to you like a son.
1:18:32
Chicks don't brush guys off.
1:18:35
Guys brush chicks off, okay?
That's just the way it is.
1:18:53
- How you been?
- How've you been?
1:18:56
You know, I've been better.
1:18:58
I called you a couple of times.
I never heard back from you.