:00:43
If someone
had asked me not long ago...
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why I thought it was that men
left women and never came back,
:00:50
I would have said this:
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"New cow. "
:00:54
The new cow theory
was born of a broken heart.
:00:58
It came to me while reading
an article on male behavior...
:01:01
in the New York Times
science section,
:01:03
which chronicled a particularly
fascinating study...
:01:06
on the mating preferences
of the male cow.
:01:11
- First, a bull was presented with...
:01:15
A cow.
:01:17
They mated.
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The next day, the bull was
presented with the same cow.
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The bull wasn't interested.
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He wanted new cow,
:01:33
and this was old cow.
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Curious to see if
they could trick the bull,
:01:42
the scientists came up
with an ingenious ploy.
:01:45
- Do not disappoint Daddy.
- The old cow was smeared with new cow scent...
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- Doesn't that feel good?
- But he was no fool.
:01:54
This wasn't new cow.
:01:56
This was just old cow
incognito.
:01:59
Old cow in sheep's clothing.