:44:01
Penelope Pope.
:44:04
- Who's Penelope Pope?
- I have no idea,
:44:06
but that's what she said when I said,
"Who the fuck is this?"
:44:08
- Oh, God. I don't get it!
- Liz, I'm sorry.
:44:12
I mean, why feed me all that romantic
crap if he's just gonna cheat on me?
:44:18
- Two words: Copulatory imperative.
- Excuse me?
:44:21
It's the biological urge
to spread their seed.
:44:24
The truth is, less than five percent
of all male animals are monogamous.
:44:28
The other 95% are...
:44:31
Plucking Penelope Pope?
:44:41
Hi, Jane.
:44:43
I, uh, stopped by H&H
on the way in,
:44:47
picked up
a sesame seed bagel...
:44:50
lightly toasted,
just like you liked.
:44:58
Okay.
:45:08
Ray has a cold. I'm hoping
it will turn into pneumonia...
:45:10
and that weeks of bed rest will
cause abdominal muscles to atrophy.
:45:19
Ben wants to add a column
to the magazine for women.
:45:22
It finally hit him that
20% of our readership is female.
:45:25
The idea is for it
to be about men.
:45:27
You know, how they're
so paranoid...
:45:29
- about going bald and that kind of thing.
- So...
:45:32
Forget baldness.
The real issue is their behavior.
:45:34
You know, that stuff like
that copulatory impulse...
:45:37
Imperative. Hey, Bobby, can
I get some more hot water?
:45:40
The point is, I think
you should write it.
:45:42
Are you crazy?
:45:44
- Well, why not?
I'm not a writer. B: I'm not a psychologist.
:45:47
We don't need
a psychologist.
:45:48
We need someone who's been
in the trenches, baby.
:45:51
Liz, I don't know
what I'm talking about.
:45:54
All I have are a bunch of notebooks
filled with ridiculous little factoids.
:45:58
I mean, this is not a
full-time job. This is a hobby.