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A sick, twisted,
pathetic little hobby.
:46:05
You get paid to write about something
you're already obsessed with.
:46:07
If you want anonymity,
we'll give you a pen name.
:46:10
I personally think
it'd be cathartic for you,
:46:12
and you'd be doing your dear,
sweet, wonderful friend a huge favor.
:46:19
Pen name, huh?
:46:26
I'm doing this once.
Do you hear me? One time.
:46:30
- Fine. I'm telling you, it's gonna be fun.
- Fun?
:46:33
I'm helping concoct the background
of a nonexistent scientist...
:46:35
who's about to publish her delusional
theories in the nation's top men's magazine.
:46:40
You're right. Ha!
This is fun.
:46:43
Okay, try this. Um...
:46:45
Born in Sussex, 1937.
:46:51
Cofounder of the Institute of
Pathological Narcissism in Vienna.