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One of the most
notorious examples...
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is the current cow
sob story.
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Allow me to deconstruct
the essential elements.
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You're so easy to talk to,
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not like my current cow.
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This is key to understanding
the myth of male shyness,
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for though you think
he is flattering you,
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he is actually
flattering himself,
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showing how open
and sensitive and honest he is.
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I just try so hard and...
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Well, I'm sure she doesn't
mean to be such a cold cow.
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Just in case you're starting to think he's
a coldhearted, home-wrecking womanizer,
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he'll throw this in just to prove
he's putting his current cow...
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out to pasture for good reason,
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and that he's actually tormented with
guilt at the thought of abandoning her.
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What's that thing they always say
about the love of a good woman?
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That, once offered,
it's guaranteed to come back...
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and bite her in the ass.
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- Enter case in point.
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- Thought you were with what's her name.
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- Didn't work out.
- You have a little saddle sore on that white horse of yours?
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- Okay, so what happened?
- Just lost interest.
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What do you mean,
you lost interest?
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How exactly?
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Christ, Jane, do we really have
to have another postmortem?
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I'm just curious is all.
So you went to a movie,
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then back to her place?
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Then what?
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So we're in the kitchen
getting a drink,
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and suddenly, she starts
looking for food.
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We had dinner right after the
movie, but... I don't know.
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She was still hungry.
She's always hungry, it seems.
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And that's bad,
Women who eat?
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Okay, so you're in the kitchen,
she's hungry again, inexplicably,
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then what?
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So she takes out a pint
of Haagen-Dazs... a pint...
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and just starts eating it
right out of the container,
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and there was just something
about it that turned me off.
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Was the refrigerator door open?