:23:00
The only reason she believes
that crap is because she has to.
:23:02
She's an old cow.
:23:05
Truth is all we need to do
is adjust our radar a bit.
:23:09
You know, learn to be attracted to
men we're simply not attracted to.
:23:12
Whoa. Hang on.
What are you talking about?
:23:15
Well, for example, normally...
:23:18
I might be attracted
to a guy like you.
:23:21
But thanks to Dr. Charles, I've learned
to control my passion for testosterone,
:23:25
and now I can proudly say...
:23:27
that I no longer find you
in the least bit desirable.
:23:31
Oh, gee.
That's swell.
:23:34
I need a drink.
:23:37
Does she have any
idea that she's completely insane?
:23:41
No. She's right. Diane is an old
cow. He cannot go back to her.
:23:45
Okay, that's it.
:23:48
Jane, these are people,
not cows!
:24:03
Hello.
:24:11
I should have known
you would take his side.
:24:13
This isn't about sides, Jane.
It's about dealing with reality.
:24:16
- And you need to get a grip.
- Oh, that's rich...
:24:19
coming from an emotional moron who's
whoring his way through Manhattan,
:24:22
using women
like A.T.M. Machines.
:24:25
Oh, that's great.
I get dumped, sleep around, and I'm a moron.
:24:28
You, you get dumped
and become the disciple...
:24:31
of some crone-slash-quack
behavioral scientist...
:24:33
who can't tell the difference between
quadrupeds and bipeds, and you're normal.
:24:36
- She is not a crone. And she is not a quack!
- How do you know?
:24:39
Who gives a shit?
:24:41
You know, while you were out there buying
these theories about the horrors of men...
:24:45
And why guys like Ray won't ever come back,
:24:47
deep down inside
you're hoping he would.
:24:50
Men are evil. Men are scum. But please,
Ray, won't you make a liar out of me?
:24:53
Well, you got
what you asked for, Jane.
:24:56
He did go back. He just
did it with the wrong girl!