:35:02
You coming in without the wig on,
I believe we have made some progress.
:35:06
I gotta tell ya, I feel a little bit
like a whore in church.
:35:10
You look a little bit like one too.
:35:12
That was just another little joke.
:35:15
- [ Zipper Unzips ]
- Okay.
:35:19
- No offense.
- None taken. Listen, Dr. Eve...
:35:22
how long is this gonna take?
:35:24
- It's a regular session,
about 45 minutes.
- No, no, no.
:35:27
This whole
dehomosexualization thing.
:35:31
Because it just seems to be
going at a very slow pace.
:35:36
Well, Earl,you really haven't been
participating in your own recovery.
:35:40
- I don't have a magic wand.
- I do.
:35:42
In a drawer back in my room somewhere.
I got it when I was little.
:35:45
- I used to pretend that
I was Glinda the Good Witch.
- Earl!
:35:49
- What?
- Could we please just
stay with our session this time?
:35:55
So sorry.
But, you know, Dr. Eve...
:35:58
I resent-- I resent you saying that I am
not participating in my own recovery.
:36:04
I walked right down that hall
without my hair on.
:36:07
Came in here looking like
something the cat drug in.
:36:10
Yes, I know.
And that's good, but, Earl...
:36:14
in three months, 68 sessions,
this is your very first effort.
:36:17
Well, I don't like to rush into things.
:36:20
And in my own defense, you did say
I have a severe case of homosexuality.
:36:29
It's one of the worst I've ever seen.
:36:32
And with the transvestism--
well, it's very, very complicated.
:36:36
-Well, I am well aware of that, Dr. Eve.
-Now...
:36:39
did you try my masturbation exercises?
:36:42
- Yes I did.
- How did that go?
:36:44
Well, I--
:36:46
I did exactly what you
asked me to do.
:36:49
I started masturbatin'
by fantasizing about a man.
:36:54
- I thought about
Wardell from back home.
- Of course you did.
:36:58
Then I switched to a woman.