:08:00
Thank you.
:08:01
You see that shit?
She poured my beer first.
:08:06
-So?
-So?
:08:07
It's because I'm black.
:08:09
Maybe she's just being nice.
:08:11
-Now we're getting to it.
-What?
:08:14
What y'all call nice,
I call reverse racism.
:08:17
Be overly nice to the black man.
:08:19
Make up for his ancestors
being taken...
:08:21
...crammed by the hundreds into
leaky boats like human tuna fish...
:08:26
...and if they didn't die, they'd
go into show biz to make a living.
:08:31
Now she's going to pour my beer first?
:08:33
That won't make up for 400 years
of injustice. Not today.
:08:38
I wish I was black.
:08:40
I'd have my onion rings by now.
:08:44
I got to go take a whizzer.
:09:00
-Oh, jeez. I'm sorry.
-No, I'm--
:09:03
I didn't know anybody was in here.
:09:07
There's a line in the ladies' room....
:09:11
Wait.
:09:13
You're Rianna " Hummingbird" Holmes.
:09:16
I think it's great what you did,
saving that tree.
:09:19
Even though they leveled
all the other trees.
:09:25
Glad to see you're doing your part.
:09:30
I'm sorry. I'm wasting trees.
:09:36
They should get one of those...
:09:39
...blowjobby things.
:09:42
I mean, hand jobbys.
I mean, hand blowers.
:09:51
I wrote you a poem.
:09:57
Working out and
a protein diet is not enough.