:11:01
I know you're busy balancing the
interests of your shareholders and customers.
:11:05
Actually, how do you do that?
:11:09
There's been a little mistake here.
:11:12
Little for you, big for me
:11:15
Normally, I wouldn't bother you,
but it's the crayfish season
:11:19
and my boat
lies at the bottom of the sea.
:11:21
Did you read your policy, Mr. Myers?
:11:23
- I have a daughter.
- I'm sorry, you should have read your policy.
:11:27
- Four people are facing ruin.
- You should have read your policy, mate.
:11:31
- It's a wonderful painting.
- Did you read your policy, Mr. Myers?
:11:36
- Yes it said 'fully comprehensive'.
- Excepting 'Acts of God'.
:11:40
There's the thing. It doesn't say
anywhere what an 'Act of God' is.
:11:44
It's because it's widely understood.
It's acts of natural destruction like tidal waves.
:11:50
Locusts, pillars of fire, plagues of boils,
that kind of thing.
:11:54
God's not in charge of that stuff anymore.
With science we can forecast the weather now.
:11:59
- I'm sorry.
- You're sorry? I've lost my work, my home.
:12:05
My ex-wife's partner guaranteed
the loan and my only asset
:12:09
with his bloody caravan-park,
which is his only asset.
:12:12
I didn't come here to take no for an answer.
:12:14
No. Sorry.
:12:17
This may seem an obvious question, but if I
was to rise from this chair and I should slip somehow
:12:22
and this crutch was to disappear down your neck
and shove your epiglottis out your arsehole...
:12:27
Would that be an Act of God'?
:12:29
Grey area.
:12:34
I'm not leaving.
:12:38
That's the worst fucking painting
I've ever seen in my life.
:12:43
Very good.
:12:47
What are you doing?! I can walk,
for god's sake! Get my bag.
:12:51
I have a life, you know.
:12:53
You're a low-brow, bad taste,
sanctimonious, corporate arsehole!
:12:59
I'm not finished with you.
I'll give you acts of God.