The Man Who Sued God
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:14:00
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.

:14:04
Another one of these, pal, would be lovely.
:14:08
- Let's go somewhere else.
- I like it here. Nice fascist simplicity.

:14:12
We've got a wee job to do. We're gonna sue
Monarch Pestal Angel from here to the shithouse.

:14:18
Don't be stupid. Armies of lawyers
have hammered out those policies.

:14:22
Their liabilities are defined in minute detail.
:14:25
What about God's liabilities?
Has anybody consulted him?

:14:32
I'd love to help you. I love you like
a brother, but this is ridiculous.

:14:36
I'm your brother.
You love me like a lawyer.

:14:38
Have you met my brother?
He's gonna be a very successful lawyer.

:14:41
No more drink.
:14:43
Why don't you fuck...
:14:49
Let me help you up.
:14:53
- My skirt!
- I'm very sorry.

:14:57
I didn't mean anything with that.
Can I buy you some... so sorry.

:15:11
- Just piss off.
- Alright. I'm going.

:15:14
I haven't even eaten anything.
I'm bloody starving.

:15:19
'Scuse me, I'm sorry.
:15:24
One night,
1,3 million years ago...

:15:27
a seed of humanity was planted when a family
of chimpanzees decided to sit around the fire.

:15:33
They started cooking on it, having
friends over, talking into the night,

:15:37
they learned reason and manners.
:15:39
Restaurants are directly descended
from that first gathering.

:15:44
But the animal that entered my
favourite eating place yesterday

:15:47
would not have been tolerated
even by those old chimps.

:15:51
Drunk, stinking and abusive he proceeded to
disturb not only mine... oh my god, this gets worse.

:15:58
It looks like you've made a friend there.
And I'm not going to help.


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