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Congratulations.
It's a brilliant scam.
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- All done?
- Yes
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Explain to me how you could do
what just what you did?
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It was really easy. I just told him:
"I'll take the money in dollar coins
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So I can ram them up your
arse one at a time."
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And you thought I would take
the money. How could you?
:45:42
This is a class action.
About 120 so far.
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- What are you after? Some kind of moral victory?
Yes, I would prefer it to be moral, if possible.
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Do you have lawyers?
:45:52
Yes, me. I'm a lawyer.
This isn't a benefit for the legal profession.
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- Who's picking up the bill?
- You are, and anyone else who wants to contribute.
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Is this a political mass campaign?
:46:03
This is a legal action.
A strangely affordable one.
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Before this,
these people will keep you in court
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Until you're old, frail, sick, dead,
whatever comes first.
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But you're stuffed anyway.
Now at least you have a fighting chance.
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- That's ridiculous. Anyway, he's the Church's problem.
- You think so?
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If he wins and they lose, who do you
think the churches are gonna come after?
:46:30
What do we do then?
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Nothing much, just prove God exists.
:46:37
As the suit against God gathers momentum
:46:39
religious groups around the country
are gathering to make their voices heard.
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With some experts predicting
that if the action is successful,
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the consequences will be profound, not only for
the Church, but for the global insurance industry.
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In these most troubling and perplexing times,
may you bring to your humble servants...
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What are the others doing about it?
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They're all praying.
They should be praying for better lawyers.