:06:01
CONDUCTOR:
You didn't hear the bell?!
:06:03
[ Bell ringing ]
:06:05
They put me on hold.
:06:07
Oh, for the love of God!
:06:08
CONDUCTOR: Put down
destruction of public property.
:06:11
I will, I will.
And last, but not least...
:06:14
driving without a license.
:06:16
Accompanied by an adult
whose license expired...
:06:19
45 years ago.
:06:20
I've been trying
to tell you, Officer.
:06:23
Licenses don't expire
in Genovia.
:06:25
Not for the queen.
:06:27
Don't I have
diplomatic immunity?
:06:29
You do, but her
we have to take downtown.
:06:31
What?
:06:33
OFFICER: I'm sorry, miss.
:06:34
It's all right, Officer.
I understand.
:06:36
I...
:06:39
I understand perfectly.
:06:42
You do?
:06:43
Mia, no town, no city,
no country...
:06:47
can function peacefully...
:06:48
if its officers and
its transportation engineers...
:06:52
don't follow
the letter of the law.
:06:54
Why, I would be proud...
:06:56
to have two such
fine, honorable gentlemen...
:06:59
serving in Genovia.
:07:01
OFFICER:
Aw, shucks, ma'am.
:07:02
Ma'am, we're not all that.
:07:05
Oh, but you most certainly are.
:07:08
As a matter of fact...
:07:09
I would like
to bestow upon you...
:07:12
the honor of the...
:07:14
Genovian Order of the...
:07:17
uh...Genovian
Order of the Rose.
:07:21
Oh--oh! Ooh!
:07:24
- Ooh!
- Ooh!
:07:27
Oh.
:07:28
Would you please kneel?
:07:32
Um...does anybody
have a sabre?
:07:35
Oh! I've got an umbrella!
:07:37
I have an emergency brake.
:07:40
This will do fine,
thank you.
:07:42
With the power vested in me...
:07:45
by the royal crown of Genovia...
:07:48
I dub thee--
:07:50
Artie Washington,
San Francisco, ma'am.
:07:52
CLARISSE:
Arthur Washington.
:07:54
And I dub thee--
:07:55
Bruce Macintosh
of San Leandro.
:07:58
Bruce Macintosh...