:26:01
	I need somebody to cover
the shipping news.
:26:04
	You'll get a list
from the harbormaster--
:26:07
	what ships go in
to Killick-Claw...
:26:09
	But, Mr. Buggit,
I-I-I'm an ink setter.
:26:11
	Pay attention, me old son.
:26:13
	I don't need no ink setter,
I need a reporter.
:26:16
	And you'll do
local car wrecks.
:26:17
	Take the picture,
write the story.
:26:21
	We run a front-page photo
of a car wreck every week
:26:24
	whether or not
we actually have a car wreck.
:26:27
	Now, there's a knack
for taking photos
:26:29
	that make you
feel something.
:26:31
	If there's a dark
patch on the ground
:26:33
	it reads blood whether it's
motor oil or Diet Coke.
:26:37
	And you want
something human, uh
:26:40
	a child's mitten, a purse
:26:41
	a baseball cap
lying in the road.
:26:43
	See, that's what makes it human.
:26:45
	That's what makes
the reader feel.
:26:47
	Jack, I'm, I'm no reporter.
:26:48
	Jesus Sweet Christ.
:26:50
	You think any of them tomcods
knew how to write
:26:53
	when I hired them?
:26:54
	I get a feeling
about people
:26:57
	that's all.
:27:23
	(urinating)
:27:29
	Welcome home, Guy.
:27:34
	QUOYLE:
I can't do it.
:27:35
	I mean, even
if I knew
:27:36
	the first thing about writing,
which I don't, I...
:27:39
	Car crashes--
I can't cover those.
:27:41
	Why not?
:27:44
	You know why not.
:27:47
	We face up to the things
we're afraid of
:27:49
	because we can't go around them.
:27:51
	Car wrecks are
:27:53
	a fact of life
up here.
:27:54
	Come winter, a drive
into town'll be
:27:56
	damn near impossible.
:27:57
	We'll buy
us a boat.