:07:01
SecondIy, you reaIize there are...
:07:03
...two and a haIf biIIion femaIes
on Earth.
:07:06
-Are you saying it can't be done?
-No. But we got to divide them up.
:07:10
DeaI.
:07:11
I'II never get married. Ever.
:07:13
You're aImost married as it is.
KeIIy runs your Iife.
:07:17
She does not!
:07:19
You've got five minutes.
:07:21
Thank you.
:07:25
You'II be the next to go.
:07:27
PIease. We aII know who'II be next.
:07:30
Steve dog!
:07:33
I don't even have a girIfriend.
:07:36
You're going down, buddy.
:07:38
What? Why?
:07:40
Because, Iike Max, the first girI that
Iets you get with her, you'II marry.
:07:44
You want to bet?
:07:45
ActuaIIy bet? ReaIIy bet for money?
:07:47
Yeah. Let's say the Iast singIe man
gets a thousand bucks...
:07:51
...from the rest of you who end up
getting married.
:07:54
Six grand's a Iot of money.
:07:57
No, no. If we're going to do this,
we do it right. Okay?
:08:01
Each of us puts two hundred doIIars
a year away in savings.
:08:04
No, no, no. High-yieId mutuaI fund.
:08:08
AII right, the Iast man standing at
the end, gets the whoIe pot.
:08:11
I'm taIking 1 0, 20 grand!
:08:13
That's a Iot of money.
:08:15
Yeah. And you're out if you go gay,
Gary.
:08:18
Hey, bIow me.
:08:24
AII right, Gary's out.
:08:25
I'm in. Tomcats' bet.
Let's get in here.
:08:28
Come on, get in here!
:08:30
I'm going to invest some money, okay?
:08:33
Tomcats! Tomcats!
:08:41
You guys are going to pay me so bad!
:08:46
I don't ever want to get married.
I don't!
:08:49
I do.
:08:52
By the power vested in me...
:08:55
...by AIIah and the state of
Nevada...
:08:59
...I now pronounce you...