:23:00
Hey! Here's a joke, boy.
:23:05
Man walks out of his house,
sees this snail lying on his porch.
:23:11
So he picks it up,
chucks it into the backyard.
:23:15
Snail bounces off a rock,
busts its shell up all to shit...
:23:19
...lands in the grass.
:23:21
Snail lies there dying.
:23:27
But...
:23:28
...snail doesn't die.
Soon it can crawl again.
:23:33
And one day...
:23:36
...snail heads back
to the front of the house.
:23:39
Finally, after about a year...
:23:44
...the little guy crawls
back on the porch.
:23:47
Right then the man walks
out of his house...
:23:51
...sees this snail again.
:23:53
So he looks at it...
:23:54
...and he says:
:23:58
"The fuck's your problem?"
:24:07
That's not funny.
:24:09
What you laughing for then?
:24:12
-I don't know, man. I--
-Hey!
:24:15
Figure that joke out,
you'll figure the streets out.
:24:20
Nothing to figure out.
It's senseless bullshit.
:24:24
-You know-- I already figured it out.
-Really?
:24:28
-Yeah.
-You already figured the streets out?
:24:32
Well, it's all about smiles and cries.
:24:37
-Put the drink down. What is that?
-Hold on!
:24:40
Hold on. Smiles and cries.
:24:42
Smiles and cries.
Smiles and cries. I hear you.
:24:46
Yeah, you gotta control
your smiles and cries...
:24:50
...because that's all you have,
and nobody can take that away.
:24:57
Oh, shit.