:04:08
Good to see you.
:04:09
That's my new guy. Jake Hoyt.
Captain Lou Jacobs.
:04:13
Need to talk to the feds,
go to him first.
:04:16
He'll take your back for you.
:04:18
Stan Gursky,
he runs the D.A. shooting team.
:04:21
Think about him
before you shoot someone.
:04:24
If you're wrong,
he'll use your nuts for dice.
:04:27
Right here,
Detective Doug Rosselli...
:04:31
...handles theft cases
for the French-poodle crowd.
:04:35
He's a good man.
:04:37
-Pleased to meet you.
-Good man.
:04:40
-Should l...?
-Shoo.
:04:42
Get yourself a steak or something.
:04:46
All right, gents.
:04:49
I don't know why I'm meeting you.
I don't talk to dead men.
:04:53
I ain't dead yet.
:04:55
Fucking prick. Excuse me.
:05:00
Why the long face, Doug?
:05:02
-Feds seize your house or something?
-Fuck yourself.
:05:07
Tell him the story.
:05:09
Come on, tell the story.
:05:11
-If it's so funny, you tell him.
-It's your story.
:05:16
Asshole.
:05:20
All right.
There's a serial burglar.
:05:25
Chased him for a year.
A real slickster.
:05:28
Captain's riding my ass
the whole time.
:05:31
-Sentencing was today.
-Judge is female.
:05:34
That's right. Landers.
:05:36
I know Landers. She's a sharp lady.
:05:41
No?
:05:43
Guy gets ahold of some peanut butter,
packs his ass-crack with it.
:05:48
He's standing before the bench,
waiting to give his statement.
:05:53
Shoves his hand down his pants,
comes out with extra-chunky Jif.