:00:20
He didn't think you'd
fall for that line.
:00:23
Girl, I don't believe him.
Oh, he's a dog.
:00:27
Tail-having-anything-that-moves
humping-ass dog.
:00:31
You need to kick him to the curb.
:00:35
Oh, no, no. Don't cry, Karen.
:00:39
Karen. Don't move, sweetie.
I'll be right there.
:00:44
Men are so full of it.
:00:46
Give a brother a break,
treat him with trust...
:00:49
...and he'll screw you around.
:00:52
Sorry I'm pissed off now, but
my best friend is having man trouble.
:00:57
Miss Smith, Tracye Johnson's
on line 2.
:01:00
I'm in a meeting,
but I'll be there in an hour.
:01:03
Tracye. Another one of my girlfriends.
Man trouble too.
:01:08
Seems like every woman I know
has man trouble.
:01:12
Have you noticed around spring
men start to act up a bit?
:01:17
They do.
:01:18
They don't act up in the winter.
They want that indoor activity.
:01:23
But as soon as the season breaks,
they show their asses.
:01:27
It's true. It happens every year
around spring, the breakup season.
:01:32
The time when women wear
miniskirts and skimpy clothes...
:01:36
...letting their stuff hang out,
causing men to lose their mind.
:01:42
Spring is when I have to counsel
all my girlfriends...
:01:46
...on how to keep their no-good,
unable-to-say-no men in line.
:01:54
Amazing what a little
warm weather can do.
:01:58
Jason, sweetie,
clear my schedule for today.