:00:19
He didn't think you'd
fall for that line.
:00:22
Girl, I don't believe him.
Oh, he's a dog.
:00:26
Tail- having-anything-that-moves
humping- ass dog.
:00:30
You need to kick him to the curb.
:00:34
Oh, no, no. Don't cry, Karen.
:00:38
Karen. Don't move, sweetie.
I'll be right there.
:00:43
Men are so full of it.
:00:45
Give a brother a break,
treat him with trust...
:00:48
... and he'll screw you around.
:00:51
Sorry I'm pissed off now, but
my best friend is having man trouble.
:00:56
Miss Smith, Tracye Johnson's
on line 2.
:00:59
I'm in a meeting,
but I'll be there in an hour.
:01:02
Tracye. Another one of my girlfriends.
Man trouble too.
:01:07
Seems like every woman I know
has man trouble.
:01:11
Have you noticed around spring
men start to act up a bit?
:01:16
They do.
:01:17
They don't act up in the winter.
They want that indoor activity.
:01:22
But as soon as the season breaks,
they show their asses.
:01:26
It's true. It happens every year
around spring, the breakup season.
:01:31
The time when women wear
miniskirts and skimpy clothes...
:01:35
... letting their stuff hang out,
causing men to lose their mind.
:01:41
Spring is when I have to counsel
all my girlfriends...
:01:45
... on how to keep their no-good,
unable- to-say-no men in line.
:01:53
Amazing what a little
warm weather can do.
:01:58
Jason, sweetie,
clear my schedule for today.