:06:05
For the children,
I'm no friend...
:06:07
unless I have answers
for their questions
:06:10
Drinking coke, in the store?
- Why not?
:06:13
I know it's your weakness,
I've stocked up on Coke
:06:16
Not one, I have two weaknesses.
One's this, the other is...
:06:19
your soft, lovely tresses
:06:22
Besides, this is the best coolant
for my hot head
:06:26
Coolant for your hot head is also
this. Look at this greeting card
:06:32
Sanskrit shloke
:06:34
The only time I heard Sanskrit,
was the only time I spoke Sanskrit
:06:38
And that was during my wedding,
and then the priest...
:06:42
recited the mumbo-jumbo
and thence on...
:06:45
to Buckingham, Birmingham,
and all over
:06:51
You are the scholar,
you are the Oxford professor
:06:56
Better you translate
that for me
:07:08
Meaning...?
:07:10
Till the age of five,
children are to be loved
:07:17
After they turn ten, you ought
to keep an eye on them
:07:21
Once that have reached sixteen,
you ought to make friends with them
:07:27
Get that, love? At sixteen, make
friends. That's if you want...
:07:34
a happy home, forever
:07:38
Old hat.
- Also today's new message
:07:41
Striking a friendship
with my daughters!
:07:43
For a father like me!
In an alien land...
:07:48
Return the trolley.
I'll be in the car