:02:01
That's not enough time.
It takes months to train an operative.
:02:05
What about Fabio?
:02:08
Too smart.
This is a rush job.
:02:10
He's got to be extremely
dim-witted.
:02:13
- You know the profile,Jacobim.
- A beautiful, self-absorbed...
:02:17
simpleton who can be manipulated
and molded like Jell-O.
:02:20
Or cookie dough.
:02:21
- Or Play-Doh.
- Any kind of dough.
:02:24
The point is,
we need an empty vessel...
:02:27
a shallow, dumb, vacuous moron.
:02:31
And when he's finished,
we'll dispose of him.
:02:34
But who?
:02:35
I mean, where in all of God's
green goodness...
:02:37
am I gonna find someone
that beef-headed?
:02:41
am I gonna find someone
that beef-headed?
:02:43
Derek, I just have a few more
questions, if that's okay.
:02:45
Cool.
:02:47
So when did you know
you wanted to be a model?
:02:49
It would have to be the first time
I went through the second grade.
:02:53
I caught my reflection in a spoon
while I was eating my cereal...
:02:57
and I remember thinking,
"Wow, you're ridiculously good-looking.
:03:00
Maybe you could do that
for a career"
:03:02
Do what?
:03:03
- Be professionally good-looking.
- Right.
:03:06
What would you say your
trademark is, if you have one?
:03:08
Well, I guess the look
I'm best known for is Blue Steel.
:03:11
What's that look like?
:03:16
That's impressive.
:03:19
And then there's Ferrari
and Le Tigre.
:03:21
Le Tigre's a lot softer.
It's a bit more of a catalog look.
:03:25
- I use it for footwear sometimes.
- Can I see that?
:03:38
Look, without Derek Zoolander, male
modeling wouldn't be what it is.
:03:42
He is a fashion icon.
:03:44
So, do you spend a lot of time
working on these looks...
:03:46
thinking about them?
:03:48
Sure. I've been working on Magnum
for at least eight or nine years.
:03:52
Magnum? That's intriguing.
Can I see that?
:03:54
Are you kidding? I shouldn't
even be talking about it.
:03:58
It's nowhere near ready.