:07:01
out of power so you can continue
exploiting cheap Malaysian workers?
:07:04
Hey, Mugatu! Screw you
and your little dog too!
:07:07
Look out!
She's got an egg!
:07:10
Oh, my God! Let go of me!
:07:12
Yes!
:07:16
Wow.
:07:18
I just can't tell you how much
this means to me...
:07:21
to be the first recipient
of this beautiful award.
:07:23
We have a serious problem
on our hands, Maury.
:07:25
This Malaysian thing
is getting out of hand.
:07:28
I hear you,Jaco.
:07:29
What this, the Slashie, mean...
:07:32
is you consider me
the best actor slash model...
:07:37
and not the otherway around.
:07:40
His proposed wage increase
could ruin all of us.
:07:43
I need it taken care of soon.
I have people to answer to.
:07:48
Now to the important stuff.
:07:48
These ain't no slashes, folks...
:07:51
These are the pure breeds...
:07:53
Here are the nominees
for Male Model of the Year...
:07:57
Young, hot, brash...
:07:59
With more covers in his first year
than any rookie model ever...
:08:03
and an attitude that says,
"Wiho cares? It's only fashion..."
:08:07
That Hansel's so hot ri ght now.
:08:10
I hear a lot of words
like "beauty"and "handsomeness"...
:08:13
and "incredibly chiseled features..."
:08:14
To me, that's like a vanity,
a self-absorption...
:08:17
that I try to steer clear of...
:08:20
I dig the bungee... For me,
it'sjust the way I live my life...
:08:23
I grip it and I rip it...
I live it with a lot offlair...
:08:25
I live it on the edge,
where I gotta be...
:08:28
I wasn 't like every other kid,
who dreams about being an astronaut...
:08:33
I was always more interested in what
bark was made out of on a tree...
:08:38
Richard Gere's
a real hero of mine... Sting...
:08:40
Sting would be another person
who 's a hero...
:08:43
The music that he's created...
I don 't really listen to it...
:08:46
But the fact that he's making it,
I respect that...
:08:49
I care desperately about what I do...
:08:51
Do I know what
product I'm selling? No...
:08:53
Do I know what I'm doing today? No...
:08:55
But I'm here,
and I'm gonna give it my best shot...