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:23:07
Pacheco back to pass...
:23:09
He's feeling pressure from Pressman...
:23:11
He's looking for his all-American
John De Rosa, the wide receiver...

:23:13
He's got him wide open
in the middle ofthe field...

:23:15
Big rush...
:23:17
Who's winning the match?
:23:18
Hits Kevin Conley,
the tight end down in there...

:23:21
State.
:23:26
I think I'm getting
the black lung, Pop.

:23:29
It's not very well ventilated
down there.

:23:31
For Christ's sake, Derek,
you've been down there one day.

:23:33
Talk to me in 30 years.
:23:47
Moisture is the essence
ofwetness...

:23:52
and wetness is the essence
ofbeauty...

:24:08
Why'd you have to come back
to this damn town?

:24:12
I wanted to make
a new life for myself.

:24:14
I'm sorry I was born
with this perfect bone structure.

:24:17
That my hair looks better
done up with gel and mousse...

:24:20
than hidden under a stupid hat
with a light on it!

:24:24
All I ever wanted to do
was make you proud of me, Pop.

:24:27
With what? Your male modeling?
:24:31
Prancing around in your underwear
with your wiener hanging out?

:24:37
You're dead to me, boy.
:24:41
You're more dead to me
than your dead mother.

:24:46
I just thank the Lord she didn't
live to see her son as a mermaid.

:24:53
Mer-man.

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