:26:00
Well, when Maury told me
what you were willing to do, I...
:26:08
Are you not aware that I get farty
and bloated with a foamy latte?
:26:10
My mistake,Jacobim.
:26:13
Your mistake indeed!
:26:25
Yes, Derek.
:26:28
What Maury said
I was willing to do foryou.
:26:31
Let's get back to the reason
that we're really here.
:26:36
Without much further ado,
I give you...
:26:40
the Derek Zoolander Center
for Kids Who Can't Read Good.
:26:54
What is this?
:26:59
A center for ants?
:27:01
What?
:27:06
How can we be expected to teach
children to learn how to read...
:27:10
if they can't even fit
inside the building?
:27:15
- Derek, it's just a small...
- I don't want to hearyour excuses!
:27:17
The center has to be at least...
:27:21
three times bigger than this.
:27:26
- He's absolutely right.
- Thank you.
:27:31
I have a vision.
:27:32
And so do I.
Let me show you mine.
:27:37
I can't help you, lady...
I don't know nothing about Mugatu...
:27:40
But you've represented every
male model in each of his campaigns.
:27:42
You must have some kind
of a relationship with him.
:27:44
Even if I did,
why would I talk to you?
:27:46
Shame on you how you picked on
Derek Zoolander in that story.
:27:49
He's a sweet simpleton
who never hurt a fly.
:27:51
Please don't change the subject,
Mr. Ballstein.
:27:54
What about Mugatu's exploitation
of sweatshop workers in Malaysia?
:27:57
- Do you have an opinion on that?
- You wanna hear an opinion?
:27:59
With a push-up bra, you could have
a nice rack of lamb going on there.