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:34:08
- Derek, are you in there?
- Hold your horses!

:34:11
- Derek, please open the door!
- What a cuckoo dream.

:34:17
- What?
- Hey, are you okay?

:34:20
I've been trying to reach you
for a week.

:34:21
A week? What,
are you having a whack attack?

:34:23
I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum.
:34:25
That was last Friday.
:34:28
Earth to Matilda.
I was at a day spa.

:34:31
Day. D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?
:34:36
Look, I think I know
what this is about...

:34:38
and I'm very complimented
but not interested.

:34:43
- What?
- I can't sleep with you, okay?

:34:44
- My head is killing me and...
- What are you talking about?

:34:47
Okay, if you just want
to fool around a little bit...

:34:49
Hey, I don't want to sleep with you!
:34:52
I've been trying to tell you
you've been missing for a week.

:34:54
Would you look at the date. Mugatu's
Derelicte show is tomorrow night.

:34:58
I don't care what the date says.
:35:02
You have 1,200 messages...
:35:07
That is a bit above average.
:35:08
- Derek, what happened in that spa?
- I don't know.

:35:11
A little massage,
some aromatherapy.

:35:13
I mean, look, lady, you can't just
come barging into people's lofts...

:35:17
wanting sex,
then changing your mind...

:35:19
then telling them that they've been
in a day spa for a week...

:35:21
You have been in a day spa
for a week.

:35:24
So what?
:35:25
Do you understand that the world
does not revolve around you...

:35:28
and your "do whatever it takes,
ruin as many people's lives"...

:35:31
so long as you can make a name
foryourself as a journalist...

:35:33
no matter how many friends
you lose...

:35:35
or people you leave dead
and bloodied along the way...

:35:38
just so long as you can make a name
foryourself as a journalist...

:35:41
no matter how many friends
you lose...

:35:43
or people you leave dead and
bloodied and dying along the way?

:35:49
I told you I was sorry
about that article.

:35:51
Enough! My head hurts!
:35:53
And if it indeed is
what day you claim it is...

:35:55
I have a pre-runway party
to attend, if you'll excuse me.


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