:49:02
This nation was swept...
:49:04
I'll get it, ma'am.
:49:10
I can't get over...
:49:12
Wait a minute.
:49:17
I know that hand.
:49:20
It was in the fall 1973
Bulova watch catalog.
:49:25
You're J.P. Prewitt.
:49:28
The world's greatest hand model.
:49:32
Once upon a time.
But things change.
:49:34
Thanks to this homemade
hyperbaric chamber...
:49:37
my sweet baby never did.
:49:41
Let's keep moving.
:49:43
And that's when I found out I was
in line to assassinate Jimmy Carter.
:49:47
- So, how'd you manage to escape?
- Because I'm a hand model, mama.
:49:51
A finger jockey. We don't think
the same as the face and body boys.
:49:55
- We're a different breed.
- So why male models?
:49:57
Think about it, Derek.
:50:00
Male models are genetically
constructed to become assassins...
:50:03
They're in peak
physical condition...
:50:08
They can gain entry to the most
secure places in the world.
:50:13
And most important of all,
models don't think for themselves.
:50:16
- They do as they're told.
- That is not true.
:50:20
Yes it is, Derek.
:50:22
Yeah. Think about any photo shoot
you've ever been on.
:50:27
You're a monkey, Derek!
:50:29
Dance, monkey,
in your little spangly shoes!
:50:32
Mash your cymbals, chimpy!
Dance, Derek, dance!
:50:35
Good point.
:50:37
But if this has been going on
for so long, Mugatu...
:50:40
He's just a punk-ass errand boy...
:50:42
working for an international
syndicate of fashion designers.
:50:44
You do a little background check
on your Mr. Mugatu.
:50:47
You'll find he sold his soul to the
devil for a shot at the big time.
:50:52
But why male models?
:50:58
Are you serious? I just...
I just told you that a moment ago.