:53:01
Derek said this would be the last
place anyone would look for him.
:53:06
Yeah, you're cool to hide here.
:53:08
But first, me and him
gotta straighten some shit out.
:53:13
Fine.
:53:16
Why you been acting
so messed up towards me?
:53:20
Why you been acting
so messed up towards me?
:53:28
Well, you go first.
:53:30
I don't know. Maybe I felt
a little threatened or something...
:53:32
'cause your career
is kind of just blossoming...
:53:35
and mine's kind ofwinding down
or whatever.
:53:38
And I felt like,
"This guy's really hurting me"...
:53:42
and it hurt.
:53:45
And I felt like when you told me
to "dere-lick" my balls...
:53:48
that really hurt.
:53:50
Maybe I was scared, man.
You're Derek Zoolander!
:53:54
Yeah, you're Derek Zoolander.
:53:56
You know what it's like to be
another model in Zoolander's shadow?
:54:05
You want to hear something crazy?
:54:10
Your work...
:54:12
in the winter '95
International Male catalog...
:54:21
made me want to be a model.
:54:26
I freakin' worship you, man.
:54:31
I'm sorry I was whack.
:54:33
I was whack.
:54:35
I was whack.
:54:45
So welcome to chez Hansel.
:54:47
You're welcome to hide out here
as long as you want.
:54:49
Well, there isn't much time.
The show's tomorrow night.
:54:52
We have to figure out
a plan by then.
:54:55
I'll round up the troops here.
:54:57
Hey, what's up, y'all?
This is Derek and Matilda.