:26:00
Come take a bath with me.
:26:06
No, not right now.
:26:16
Go on. Go ahead.
:26:31
I can't see me
being a -- a father.
:26:35
No?
:26:36
Well, I could see
you fathering children.
:26:40
You think I want to
raise my own chalupas?
:26:42
I don't raise my own chalupas.
:26:43
Well, we're definitely
not having any kids together
:26:45
if you're gonna be
calling them "chalupas."
:26:47
Oh, I -- I think
we would have very...
:26:51
Very beautiful babies.
:26:54
- You don't think?
- I think.
:27:02
All right, show me that.
:27:03
What?
No. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
:27:07
I can't believe you did that.
:27:08
I can't believe you --
Why? Why?
:27:11
You've lived in the
United States your entire life.
:27:13
You've been to Puerto Rico
twice on vacation.
:27:15
You know,
I'm very proud of my heritage.
:27:17
Yeah, but what does that mean?
:27:19
So I should get an lrish flag
tattooed on my ass
:27:21
just 'cause my grandparents
were from there?
:27:23
There's not enough room
on your skinny, white, flat ass
:27:26
for an lrish flag.
:27:27
Yeah, well,
between you and me
:27:29
the kids are gonna be
just about right then.
:27:31
Kids? At this rate,
we're not having any.
:27:37
It's probably your mother.
:27:42
Coming.
:27:45
Doyle, cut it out.
:27:53
Kostya, you have
the worst timing ever.
:27:56
Sorry to bother you,
ma'am.
:27:58
Is Montgomery Brogan in?