:00:05
You see that ass?
:00:06
- She's beautiful.
- Mm-hmm.
:00:10
Man.
:00:14
One of the guys at school --
:00:16
this, uh, biology teacher,
Terry --
:00:20
- Mm-hmm.
- Did you ever meet Terry?
:00:22
No, I don't think so.
:00:24
Anyway, he, uh, he --
he really likes this girl.
:00:28
- Like a student?
- A student.
:00:30
-
- Yeah.
:00:31
- A junior.
- Oh, man.
:00:33
I mean, the girl's 16,
17, maybe.
:00:36
I don't know.
:00:37
Uh, she's not really pretty,
:00:39
um...not in the, uh,
classical sense,
:00:43
but she...
:00:47
I don't know.
She's -- she's got something.
:00:49
- You know.
- Mm-hmm.
:00:53
I told Terry, you know, to just
forget about it, you know?
:00:56
He's kind of obsessing,
:00:58
and it's kind of scary
the way he talks about it.
:01:01
But he's like...
"Five years from now,
:01:06
"she'll almost be out
of college.
:01:08
"l mean, I'll be 36.
:01:10
"You know, and...you know?
:01:12
Nothing wrong with that,
you know?"
:01:14
You haven't fucked her yet,
huh? Have you?
:01:19
No, I'm sorry. Were you
listening to what I just said?
:01:26
No, I haven't fucked her.
:01:28
Of course...
:01:29
That's good, because, man,
big mistake.
:01:33
Well, l...
I mean, I'm not a pervert.
:01:35
You know what a man should never
ask in a Victoria's Secret?
:01:38
What?
:01:39
"Does this come
in children's sizes?"
:01:41
Think about that.
:01:44
- What's that supposed to mean?
- It's literal.
:01:46
- It's a joke.
- It's literal?
:01:48
Why do we
always have to do this?
:01:50
Why can't we just sit down
and just shut the fuck up,
:01:52
have a beer, have a drink?
:01:53
What's the matter with you?
:01:55
Francis Xavier Slaughtery.
:01:56
Hey, baby.
:01:58
- How are you, Naturelle?
- Hey.