:02:00
- Nice to see you.
- You too.
:02:02
- Hi.
- How you doing, Jake?
:02:03
Nat.
:02:06
- You look fantastic.
- There you go.
:02:08
Thank you.
:02:09
What are you boys up to?
:02:11
Frank's just flirting
with the bartender.
:02:12
Oh, yeah?
What's the verdict?
:02:15
Guilty of looking good.
:02:16
Oh, she's just tits, Francis.
:02:18
Oh, yeah?
Did you see her ass?
:02:20
The girl's got a fine ass.
She's oozing sex appeal.
:02:23
Oh, she's oozing something.
:02:25
-
-
:02:26
See, that right there --
that is so typical.
:02:28
That's what
I'm talking about, Jake.
:02:30
Why is it that a woman walks
in the room with great tits,
:02:33
every other woman in the joint
says that she's a slut?
:02:36
I have great tits.
I'm not a slut.
:02:38
Says you.
Another thing --
:02:39
Hey!
:02:40
When I call a girl and I say,
"Hey, we're gonna meet
:02:42
for a dinner
at this particular place,"
:02:44
why can't I get off the phone
for a half an hour?
:02:46
That's a sickness.
You guys have a sickness.
:02:48
And tell me this.
Please explain this to me.
:02:51
Why is it that women feel
the need to cry
:02:53
after having great sex?
:02:55
- Hmm?
- Oh.
:02:56
Yeah. Why is that?
:02:57
What is up with that,
all right?
:02:59
Oh, my God.
:03:01
- What?
- Are you serious?
:03:03
Yes.
:03:04
Well, it's a joy thing,
it's not --
:03:06
Oh, please.
:03:08
-
:03:10
You're just a sad fuck,
Francis.
:03:13
Looks like you've been,
uh, demoted
:03:15
from the 99th percentile
right there.
:03:17
Yeah. Thanks, Jake.
:03:18
You should've been here
earlier.
:03:19
You missed a great story
about Jake's imaginary friend.
:03:24
Okay.
:03:26
So, where's your man?
:03:28
Not like he's ever on time.
:03:30
Better be tomorrow.
:03:32
How's his dad doing?
:03:34
He looks like he's aged 20 years
in the past couple months.
:03:37
That's too bad.
:03:39
Come on. Come on.
:03:40
We got to keep this upbeat,
:03:42
make sure he has
a good night tonight.
:03:43
All right.
:03:45
Why don't you give us
some more sex tips?
:03:47
That'll cheer things up.
:03:48
-
- Touché.
:03:49
Where's the
little girls' room?
:03:52
Thank you.
:03:56
I know she cries
after having sex with him.