:03:01
...from time to time I had to visit the mainland.
:03:13
This is Imogene.
You can hold her if you like.
:03:16
That's... Well, okay.
:03:21
Yeah. Got her. Lovely.
:03:26
Yeah, she's delightful, isn't she?
:03:31
I know. Isn't she?
:03:36
To tell the truth,
I'm being crap with her.
:03:38
You better take her back.
:03:42
She could've been yours
if you got your act together.
:03:45
Just think of that, yeah.
:03:48
So, the place is looking really nice.
:03:51
Barney, Barney, Barney.
:03:53
Say hello to Will, Barney.
:03:56
Here we go. It's the Antichrist.
:03:58
Hello, Barney. How are you?
:04:03
-He's lovely.
-Yeah.
:04:05
And what about you, Will?
Any desire for a family of your own yet?
:04:09
I'd rather eat Barney's nappies.
:04:10
Not really. I'm sort of all right as I am.
:04:13
Please, Will.
:04:14
What does that mean? "Please" what?
:04:17
Look at yourself.
:04:18
You're 38 and you've never had a job...
:04:22
...or a relationship
that lasted longer than two months.
:04:25
I wouldn't exactly say you were okay.
:04:26
I mean, I would say you were a disaster.
:04:30
I mean, what is the point of your life?
:04:33
Bloody hell.
:04:34
You're right.
There's probably no point to my life...
:04:37
...but thank you for bringing it up.
:04:40
The reason we wanted you to come here today
was we wanted to ask you...
:04:46
...how would you like to be
Imogene's godfather?
:04:50
Seriously?
Seriously.
:04:53
Listen, I'm really, really touched.
:04:56
But you must be joking.
:04:59
I couldn't possibly think
of a worse godfather for Imogene.