:13:02
Where did they hang out?
:13:26
I'm a single father,
I have a 2-year-old boy.
:13:28
I'm a single father, I have a 2-year-old boy.
:13:31
I'm a single father, I have a 2-year-old boy.
:13:33
I'm a single father, I have a 2-year-old boy.
:13:36
SPAT.
:13:37
This was exciting.
:13:39
A potential gold mine of single mums.
:13:41
I could see the beautiful creatures now,
getting roaring drunk...
:13:44
...forgetting their troubles,
ready to rock and roll.
:13:47
That was when
I was 7 months pregnant.
:13:50
By the time I had the baby,
he was in Majorca with another woman.
:13:55
Not even the one
he cheated on me with the first time.
:13:59
Well, with me, it was the week before the birth.
:14:03
He said I'd got too fat.
:14:07
Mine was shagging his secretary.
:14:10
Such a cliché.
:14:11
I'll tell you one thing: Men are bastards.
:14:14
After about 10 minutes...
:14:16
...I wanted to cut my own penis off
with a kitchen knife.
:14:22
Me.
:14:23
Yes.
:14:26
I have a 2-year-old. Ned.
:14:32
He's got blue eyes
and sort of sandy-colored hair...
:14:35
...and he's about 2'3.
:14:38
And his mum left.
:14:41
-Really?
-Yeah.
:14:44
Yeah, I mean,
obviously it was a very big shock...
:14:47
...because we were so happy, you know?
:14:50
Sandra's neurology practice
was just up and running...
:14:54
...and then one day her bags were packed,
and my best friend was waiting outside...
:14:58
...in his Ferrari.