:17:08
The date was a SPATpicnic in Regent's Park,
with everyone bringing their kids.
:17:12
Sadly, Ned couldn't be there.
:17:14
His mum had come
and picked him up at the last second.
:17:16
-What a shame.
-Yeah.
:17:18
I'm sorry.
:17:19
-Got it.
-This is Megan, by the way.
:17:23
Hello, Megan.
:17:24
Yeah.
:17:25
A friend of mine from SPAT
isn't feeling so great...
:17:27
...so I said that we'd take her kid
to the picnic, too.
:17:30
-Is that all right?
-Yeah.
:17:32
The more the merrier. Right.
:17:35
Come on, slowcoach!
:17:40
I hated that SPATlot.
:17:41
Mum's friend Suzie was fine, but now there
was that wally who wanted to get off with her.
:17:46
Marcus, Will. Will, Marcus.
:17:49
Hi there.
:17:52
Right.
:17:53
Pile in, everyone.
Look what a mess Ned made of the car seat.
:17:59
What a shame he can't come.
:18:01
So, what do you do?
:18:04
Me?
:18:06
There were too many lies
to keep track of so I told the truth.
:18:09
-Nothing.
-Well, before then.
:18:13
-What do you mean, before I did nothing?
-Yeah.
:18:16
I did nothing.
:18:18
You've never worked?
:18:21
I've done the odd day here and there, but, no.
:18:27
Crazy, isn't it?
:18:29
It's...
:18:34
Brilliant.
:18:36
My God, I was going to have to tell her.
:18:39
What happened, in fact,
was that my dad wrote a song...
:18:43
...in 1958, and it's quite a famous song...
:18:47
...and I basically live off the royalties of that.
:18:51
You know Michael Jackson?
:18:52
He makes a £1,000,000 a minute.
:18:54
That's £60,000,000 an hour.
:18:56
I don't make a £1,000,000 a minute.
:18:58
-Nothing like, sadly.
-How much then?