:56:04
It was all Marcus' fault, really...
:56:06
...because once you open your door
to one person, anyone can come in.
:56:11
On New Year's Eve, I met Rachel.
:56:13
She was interesting, smart and attractive.
:56:15
And for about five minutes,
I had her convinced that I was, too.
:56:19
...things like political events.
:56:21
Okay.
:56:22
You in television?
:56:24
Am I in television? No.
:56:27
-Everyone else is in television.
-Yeah.
:56:29
I watch television.
:56:30
Right, right.
So you're more in front of it than in it.
:56:33
-In it, yeah.
-Yes, I get it, yeah.
:56:35
It was torture.
:56:37
For five minutes I realized what life would be like
if I were, in any way, interesting.
:56:41
If I had anything to say for myself,
if I did anything.
:56:45
But I didn't do anything.
:56:47
And in about 30 seconds she'd know
and she'd be gone like a shot.
:56:51
So what do you do?
:56:55
I'm sort of taking a bit of time off at the moment.
:56:59
-Sounds good, yeah.
-Yeah.
:57:02
Time off from what?
:57:04
To be absolutely honest,
time off from time off, in fact.
:57:10
The interesting thing about me is
I don't actually do anything.
:57:18
-You don't do anything?
-Actually, no.
:57:23
-Nothing.
-Nope.
:57:27
Wow.
:57:29
That's...
:57:31
Now, Rachel, darling.
:57:34
East Coast or West Coast rap?
:57:37
I have absolutely no...
:57:39
There. She was gone.
There was no more to say.
:57:44
All rap music sounds exactly the same to me.
:57:46
Or was there?
:57:47
I tell you what. I know a 12-year-old
who'd kill you for saying that.
:57:51
-Really?
-Yes.
:57:52
-So do l, come to that.
-Yeah?
:57:55
-Yeah. What's yours called?
-Mine?
:57:59
He's called Marcus.