:01:01
What do I need to do?
I need to fall in love.
:01:04
I need to have a girlfriend.
:01:05
I need to read more,
improve myself.
:01:08
What if I learned Russian
or something?
:01:09
Or took up an instrument?
I could speak Chinese.
:01:12
I would be the screenwriter who
speaks Chinese. And plays the oboe.
:01:16
That would be cool.
I should get my hair cut short.
:01:19
Stop trying to fool everyone
into thinking I have a full head of hair.
:01:22
How pathetic is that?
Just be real. Confident.
:01:25
Isn't that what women
are attracted to?
:01:27
Men don't have to be attractive.
:01:29
But that's not true,
especially these days.
:01:31
Almost as much pressure on men
as there is on women these days.
:01:34
Why should I be made to feel I have
to apologize for my existence?
:01:37
Maybe it's my brain chemistry.
:01:39
Maybe that's what's wrong with me:
Bad chemistry.
:01:42
All my problems and anxiety can be
reduced to a chemical imbalance...
:01:45
...or some kind of
misfiring synapses.
:01:47
I need to get help for that.
:01:49
But I'll still be ugly, though.
:01:51
Nothing's gonna change that.
:01:52
Shut up!
:01:53
Shut up!
:01:56
Let's really try today
to solve our camera problems.
:02:01
Keep between-take time
at an absolute minimum.
:02:03
These masks are really hot. Okay?
:02:05
I wanna be very well-heard
on that from everybody.
:02:08
Don't futz unless it's absolutely
important to the shot, okay?
:02:13
I don't say that for me.
I say that for the people sitting here...
:02:16
- Thank you, John.
...in the rubber.
:02:18
- I like my dress. Okay?
- Very good.
:02:21
So now, folks, you better
heed that advice.
:02:26
Stand by for picture.
:02:28
Have her rotate around the table
a little bit further.
:02:34
Hold on until we're clear.
:02:35
You. You're in the eye line.
Can you please get off the stage?
:02:38
Yeah, just bring in the six-footer.
:02:45
What am I doing here?
Why did I bother to come here today?
:02:49
Nobody even seems to know
my name.
:02:50
I've been on this planet for 40 years,
and I don't understand a single thing.
:02:55
Why am I here?
How did I get here?